For Bedlam use, use "Tech Manager" and "Theatre Manager" where approriate.
Every rock band has this guy Not many people really know why He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass He's got a big gutt and a big fat ass He's a big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks (Big fat road manager) He makes sure the system won't feed back (Big fat road manager) He yells check one til his face turns blue (Big fat road manager) Dont you wish he could count to two He's a big (he's a fat) road manager Big (he's a fat) road manager Big (he's a fat) road manager Big fat road manager The contract says there's beer for free (Big fat road manager) A bottle for you and a case for me (Big fat road manager) I'll make sure you have a place to stay (Big fat road manager) Then I'll eat your deli tray He's a big (he's a fat) road manager Big (he's a fat) road manager Big (he's a fat) road manager Big fat road manager You may wonder, why the road managers so wide He's the one who blocks the door when the tax collector comes by The tour hits the road he spends his day (Big fat road manager) At an all you can eat buffet (Big fat road manager) But if he can come to terms (Big fat road manager) He will manage the arrogant worms As our big (he's a fat) road manager Big (he's a fat) road manager Big (he's a fat) road manager Big fat road manager *Guitar thrash break* Is this thing on?